Darren Rowse Hates Cats… But Full Tilt loves them…

Aaron Abber is on a quest. After coming back from a year off and starting his new site Full Tilt Blogging, he is desperate to get the word out that Darren Rowse, of ProBlogger fame, absolutely despises cats! He hates them so much that it is rumored he will not publish your comments if it is found out that you own a moggy or have ever been involved in pro-kitty activities.

Aaron on the other hand….. adores cats. He wants all you cat lovers to strut on over to Full Tilt Blogging so he can show you exactly how to make money online. Even if you hate kitties you are welcome and I believe it really will be worth your while.

I signed up for the Full Tilt Blogging mailing list a while back and have enjoyed reading the posts immensely. I was very dubious of this new guy jumping into the MMO niche and making grand claims, but after actually exchanging some emails and taking the step to engage in his personal mentoring class I am convinced that Aaron Abber is going to help push my learning curve and productivity to new levels.

Full Tilt Blogging gives straight up, highly motivational advice. I suggest you run over and sign up for the Full Tilt Blogging Mailing List to see if your online money making can be helped.

Please note: I love ProBlogger and think Darren is an awesome source of advice… I also advise you go and sign up to his feed. This post is only meant as a joke and it is not true, to my knowledge, that Darren hates cats. If it causes offense please contact me by email at forest.parks@gmail.com and we can discuss removal.

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13 Responses to “Darren Rowse Hates Cats… But Full Tilt loves them…”

web design company (1 comments.) Says:
June 11th, 2008 at 1:25 pm
I read his blog everyday…it can’t be true…
website design (1 comments.) Says:
June 11th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
I read his blog everyday…it can’t be true…
Forest Parks (122 comments.) Says:
June 11th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
Ha ha….. Thanks for stopping by.
Aaron at FullTiltBlogging.com (9 comments.) Says:
June 11th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
Ian,

Disclaimer? Panzy.

He really does hate cats–can’t you tell from the picture?

I, on the other hand, love cats. Especially kittens.
Shane at making-money-blogging (5 comments.) Says:
June 11th, 2008 at 6:42 pm
Forest this has to be one of the funniest things I have read or seen other than Aarons mentoring meeting the other night.
I am definately going to be doing something similar very soon. I’ll gmail you when I do.
Mr Pappagiorgio (14 comments.) Says:
June 11th, 2008 at 7:34 pm
Thats hilarious. Nice post.
Aaron at FullTiltBlogging.com (9 comments.) Says:
June 11th, 2008 at 8:28 pm
Mr. P,

It’s good to see you around. I haven’t seen you since we hung out with Jilly in Vegas.
Mark (21 comments.) Says:
June 12th, 2008 at 6:02 am
I don’t hate cats. But I have a strong dislike for our cat Imus. About 4 in the morning every morning he starts meowing to be fed. The only thing that shuts him up is when we actually get up at 05:30 to feed him. That and he scratched my leg pretty bad while I was trying to put him down off my lap when I just had shorts on.
Forest Parks (122 comments.) Says:
June 12th, 2008 at 6:31 am
@Aaron…… I guess the picture is conclusive evidence…. it’d the bowl cut that scare me more than anything….. no wonder he is bald bow!!

@Shane… I am looking forward to it

@Mr P.. Thanks

@Mark, I read up until “When I tried to put him down” and I though….. Well I would scratch if someone was tryong to end my life!! Then I finished what you had written and realized that I had the wrong end of the stick
shane at make money blogging (5 comments.) Says:
June 13th, 2008 at 3:59 am
sorry (well not really) but cats are a waste of skin, they don’t click ads and don’t buy things from my blog, so overall they’re a poor source of traffic and should be shot.
Now all you cat haters go to my blog sign up for my newsletter or buy something from my blog. I might even send you pictures of my dog if you’re a REALLY good subscriber.
Ok all stupidity aside.
We REALLY need to push this along and get it going nuts everywhere, any Ideas on how best to do it.
Man I need a coffee.
Later forest.
Mr Pappagiorgio (14 comments.) Says:
June 13th, 2008 at 5:23 pm
lmao at Shane’s comment. Nice!
Garry Conn (6 comments.) Says:
June 13th, 2008 at 9:48 pm
There isn’t much gray area with cats. Either you like them or you don’t. I like cats, but I can totally see why some people don’t. Cats tend to do their own thing when they want to regardless of what a human wants them to do, unlike dogs.
Forest (141 comments.) Says:
June 14th, 2008 at 6:26 am
@Shane…. I can’t wait to see what others come up with

@Garry, thanks for stopping by, I love the buggers… in fact there is one curled up to me now and a stray came in the house yesterday and I didn’t even chuck it out! So I guess this means….. I am better than Darren